I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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