well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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