Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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