I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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