I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
