So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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