I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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