So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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