He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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