I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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