So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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