she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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