like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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