Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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