Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.