hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.