You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.