i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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