If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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