ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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