Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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