i was born a porn star she said
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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