my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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