Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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