her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I FOUND THE LEGS
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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