Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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