she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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