she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
God, I missed his penis.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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