Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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