great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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