how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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