So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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