Joe is yelling at the trees again.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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