Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Randomize
