Sry I called you an 8
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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