is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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