How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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