im about as happy as oj after his trial
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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