Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
soo... how was my night?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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