she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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