Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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