I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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