DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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