he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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