You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We need to get me chipped asap
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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