I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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