so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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