i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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