I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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