party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i've created a new STD.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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