Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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