i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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