is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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