So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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