then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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