So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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