Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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