fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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