I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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