This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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